~If tea… Earl Grey

~If coffee… double

~If music… fast and heavy

~If series… in one part

~If winter… snow, snow and more snow

~If relationship… successful

~If ICQ… I’m there

~If weather… rain fall

~If movie… scenes-fiction

~If smile… =]

~If money... chinks

~If girls... mysterious

~If men... strong

~If city... Oslo

~If sport... shooting

~If kids... not mine!

~If wife… not mine!

~If wedding… not mine!

~If clothes… leather and jeans

~If crying… not me!

~If coffee-house… chess

~If singing… nonsense

~If live… merrily

~If time… very merrily

~If work… interesting

~If autumn… my favorite

~If morning… rainy

~If pills… many-colored

~If immigration… to the North!

~If happiness… forever!

~If sign… direct

~If eyes… blue